Become Superman in 5 Easy Steps!

Step 1 : Lay on floor, arms outstretched, wearing a red cape (made from mom's $20 a yard red stretch velvet fabric, cut out when she wasn't looking).

Step 2: Get Dad to hold up the ends of the cape.

Step 3: Ask Mom to snap a picture.

Step 4: Ask Mom to remove the background, using Paint Shop Pro or another graphic editing program.

Step 5: Add a sky background, frame, and hang in a prominent place. Brag about your flying skills to everyone who sees it!